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- The mark as it appears on the federal record
- Every prosecution event, filing to today
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I'M AN ASSHOLE BECAUSESerial 87190546 · Principal Register
Dead · Refused
Owner: X-iana Holding LLC
Class 016 - Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Filed Oct 01, 2016
The record shows that the mark “I'M AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE” is dead and was abandoned by X‑iana Holding LLC, a limited liability company organized in Arizona, after the owner failed to file a Statement of Use or Extension Request following the Notice of Allowance. The mark was registered on the Principal Register for class 016, covering paper goods and printed matter such as bumper stickers, decals, and printed paper signs. A similar name would raise the closest concern in the same class, especially for stickers or decals used as home décor or magnetic bumper stickers. The record does not give the owner control over every use of the wording, only over the specific goods listed. No enforcement activity—oppositions, cancellations, or court actions—is visible in the supplied history. The last meaningful event was the abandonment notice on June 29, 2020. For someone considering a similar name, the abandoned status reduces the risk, but the identical wording for similar stickers could still create a concern.
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