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IF YOU CAN'T EAT IT, DON'T PUT IT ON YOUR SKINSerial 99066055 · Principal Register
Live · Registered
Owner: Patricia Robertine Alkaitis
Class 003 - Cosmetics & Cleaning
Filed Mar 04, 2025
Registered Dec 09, 2025
The record shows that the mark “IF YOU CAN'T EAT IT, DON'T PUT IT ON YOUR SKIN” is live and registered on the Principal Register as of December 9, 2025, owned by Patricia Robertine Alkaitis. It protects cosmetics and cleaning goods, specifically a wide range of skin‑care products such as after‑sun creams, body lotions, cosmetic sunscreens, and related preparations. A similar name used on comparable skin‑care or cosmetic items would raise the closest record‑based concern. The record does not give control over every use of the wording, only over the goods listed. The prosecution history indicates a straightforward examination that resulted in registration without a Supplemental Register transfer. The most recent event is the registration confirmation on December 9, 2025. No oppositions, cancellations, or enforcement actions appear in the supplied history. If you plan to use a similar name for skin‑care products, this record suggests a meaningful risk of infringement.
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